Oil Is In Everything
*Sung to the tune of “Money Changes Everything” by Cyndi Lauper*
You shake your head and you try to ignore the truth
But oil’s in the toothpaste tube it’s in the brush to clean your tooth
It’s in the medical supplies that help to save your life
It’s in the toys from China and the ring you gave your wife
Refrain: Because oil, oil is in everything
I said oil, oil is in everything
We think it’s just about fuel, but we don’t know a thing
It’s all around us; oil is in everything (repeat)
You swear that you will seek to end our need for crude
How can you promise that when oil delivers us our food?
Its heats our homes and allows us to shake and bake
With unsustainable lifestyles we only know how to take
The book I read last night has petrochemical trails
And the clothes we wear have plastic in the tiny details
That furniture from Wal-Mart is hardly walnut or oak
It has oil as its punch line, an environmental joke
Refrain: (repeat)
So don’t shake your head and try to ignore what’s wrong
Oil is in that IPod and in the cd with that brand new song
It’s in the car that you drive as you curse the cost at the pump
Every knob and panel and upholstery that supports your rump
The card that you used to pay for your daughter’s dress
Was born in a refinery somewhere out in the West
The laptop that I type on was birthed by the diamond-tipped drill
And shipped by sea, thank goodness there wasn’t a spill
Refrain: (repeat)
As the price per barrel raises a cautious voice
Perhaps we’ll see the light and make a different choice
To try another way, an end to the era of oil
No more plastic economy, no more freetrade zones of toil
(Final refrain?)
*Satirical lyrics by Li Li Parsons 2008*















